Little Toadisms
This one time when I was a little boy like Booger, I was like 5 or 7.
In the car: Mommy when am I going to get these like you? (As he points to his chest. Never only girls get those.) Oh man! But I want to be a girl.
Tomorrow I am going to go to somebody’s house today.
I want to go boxing. (Okay we can play on the Wii.) No I want to go boxing out in the world.
Dad let’s go play tennis. (Not right now) Oh man this is ridiculous!
Playing catch with Dad: Lil Toad you need to catch with your hands not with your head. Dad you need to catch with your hands not with your pee pee.
D: Should we be worried about the lil Toad? He is in his room alone wearing all black and watching Tim Burton movies.
Lil Toad on Music: Birthday Text! Birthday Text! I am going to tell GG Birthday Text! Birthday Text! (No please don’t, just say Happy Birthday)
Birds are fire! Birds are fire! Dance Floor!
hilarious!!!
I think only I will understand what is going on in this post. Very confusing for others.